RIP "finger": the Unix command "finger" shows if a user is logged
in, or else displays their "plan" file, with contact info.
It used to be connected to the web, but that turns out to be dangerous.
Quotes from my finger plan file. (This was what we
used before the web.)
New in 2023: Online Computational Data Science Certificate: Carnegie Mellon University has a brand-new online graduate certificate in Computational Data Science!
R.I.P. Roe vs. Wade: I feel driven by recent events to state this clearly: I am a pro-choice religiously-conservative Christian. I'm not the only one.
Here's something I wrote a while ago (with some help by co-authors) about The Universal Translator and why it will probably never exist!
I finally got around to writing down the best story from the times I visited East Berlin in the late 1980s.
Finally in digital form: "Don't Blame the Computer", the 3.5-minute-long film that Gregg Podnar and I made in 1977.
We saw the 2017 total solar eclipse in Hendersonville, TN. Woohoo!
It was nice that many family members were able to see one with us
for a change.
The photo is by Sam Rieger, my nephew. More photos here.
The 2024 eclipse was cloudy enough where I was (NY) to not get
good photos. Still impressive, though.
My wife's lost-and-found goat story made the KDKA Pittsburgh 6:00 news!
I finally got around to writing
down the best story
from my 2001
trip to Africa.
Includes a cool Google Map of the Okavango
"Delta" (swamp).
(I need to fix the inset map, but clicking on the larger view link
still works.)
Previous favorite quotes:
Favorite 2017 quote about Trump:
David Gergen, moderate Republican comentator, said that Donald Trump may have had
the worst first 100 days of any President.
One of the other commentators pointed out that William Henry Harrison
died in his first 100 days, so it's not clear which one was worse.
Best Trump joke so far (2016):
Trump's secret plan to destroy ISIS: He's going to buy it, and run
it like one of his casinos.
On a serious note: (December 2016)
It bothers me that people seem to think "the polls were all
wrong".
The polls predicted a very close race, and they have margins of
error.
In particular, Nate Silver at
538 was actually right, contrary to many people's opinions.
Recycling an old joke:
I believe Donald Trump will make this country what it once was: a barren wasteland, covered in ice.
My attitude about the 2016 US Presidential election:
In October I went from being terrified to just disappointed.
November edit: I guess I should have stayed terrified.
2021 edit:Whew. Glad that's over. Hope it doesn't come back.
April 2015:
A Republican political operative said something wonderful:
Hillary Clinton could beat Donald Trump from jail.
This contains several important points in one short sentence. And
it's still funny, in a bitter-sweet way.
At the 7/4/2012 CERN news conference announcing the Higgs boson, a reporter
asked how they could justify spending all this money on something so arcane,
with Europe in a financial crisis, people starving in the third world, etc.
Prof. Rolf Heuer, Director General of CERN, replied with a wonderful
illustration of how you have to get the right balance between basic
science and other spending:
If you have one sack of corn, do you eat it or do you plant it?
In both cases you are going to starve, to die.
You have to find the balance: part of it you eat, and part of it you plant.
She's my arch-enemy. The Dr. Doom to my Mister Fantastic;
the Dr. Octopus to
my Spiderman; the Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel.
It's amazing how
many super-villains have advanced degrees.
Graduate schools should
probably do a better job screening those people out.
-- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory, s2e2
(BBT used to be my favorite TV show, because it got nerd culture
exactly right. I know these people; in my 20s, I was Leonard,
but not short.)(Near the end it turned into mostly a standard rom-com.)
My children's school was canceled today. Because of what? Some ice?...
We're going to have to apply some flinty Chicago toughness to this
town.
-- Barack Obama, 28 January 2009
I like this so much because I'm originally from Cleveland, and a
major complaint I have in winter is that Pittsburghers are terrified
of driving in what I think of as "a little snow". Obama
experienced the same kind of culture shock moving to D.C.
You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
-- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957), French film actor, director, screenwriter and playwright
During the 2014 US elections, I started writing down a few short essays on Honest Political Economics 101, perhaps to beg the universe for just a little reason in political discussions about the economy.
JGC60: I was the General Chair for the April 2014
JGC60 celebration.
It seems to have gone well.
EAMT/SUSU MT School: I was one of the instructors at The Joint EAMT - SUSU
Intensive School in Machine Translation, in Chelyabinsk, Russia,
May 16-20, 2011.
While there, I got my wife a lovely
malachite heart at the Ural Mountains mineral museum we toured.
2013 update: Yes, I spent a week in Chelyabinsk,
Russia, where that meteor exploded in February!
We had a lovely cruise on the lake where divers have been looking
for meteor remains.
Meteors almost never cause damage, and that's the only place I've
spent significant time in in Russia,
so I'm pretty stunned.
SMT without the S: As part of preparing for the MT school above, I made
these powerpoint slides, which explain to
people who might not know any statistics or computer programming how
Statistical Machine Translation (SMT) works.
Since Neural MT/Deep Learning MT is just another kind of SMT,
these work for that too.
They are based on the idea
of fitting a line to data points, which everyone has some familiarity with.
The suggested story to tell along with them is in the "Notes"
section of the slides.
I hereby declare them freely available "open source" slides.
If you use them, please mention where you got them. Thanks.
I co-taught the graduate Seminar on Endangered Languages, 11-736, Fall 2010.
We taught
it
again in Fall each year so far.
We skipped F18, and will probably offer it every other year now.
Haitian Creole data: After the January 2010 Haiti earthquake, we released the Haitian Creole data that I had been preserving since the end of the Diplomat project, to facilitate public speech and translation work on Haitian Creole. We got some nice press coverage about it.
Until October 2008 I was Vice-President of the
AMTA, the Association for Machine Translation in the Americas,
2004-2006 and 2006-2008.
I was term-limited from running in 2008.
AMTA-2008 was in Hawaii!! At the
Hilton Waikiki Prince Kuhio.
Aloha!
I learned to surf while there.
No PhotoShop or fake plastic waves in the picture!
I also visited the active Kilauea volcano on the Big Island.
This view is facing south; the nearby rim is the rim of Kilauea
Caldera, the fully visible crater inside is Halema'uma'u Crater, with the
volcanic gas coming out of one particular spot in its floor. The
white deposits are sulfur.
Half of the national park was closed due to the
high levels of volcanic gas,
which is kind of exciting.
My wife is the proud owner of the MT Diamond.
I've begun a personal project of digitizing my VHS tapes, cassette
tapes, and vinyl(!) LPs, while it's still possible.
(VHS via my TiVo
[Humax version, with a DVD burner in it], audio via my Mac and Audacity.)
It takes enough of my precious time that it's only worth doing for things that
will never make it into digital on their own, like
"Metamorphosis",
a wonderful track over 10 minutes long from Curved Air (but maybe the only good thing they
ever did; sorry).
There's a
low-fi clip
of the beginning of "Metamorphosis" on the web now (June 2008).
Time-wise, if I can buy it on CD/DVD, that's actually worth it.
In October 2007, I bought myself a "Laser Blue" 2008 Mini Cooper S
convertible. It's very nice.
Because it was the first 2008 sold at "Mini of Pittsburgh", they
put our
picture on their website (along with many others).
At the end of 2006, I discovered that I am a proud member of Y-DNA Haplogroup I.
My Appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman! TV history is made.
I was on the organizing committee of INTERSPEECH2006 (formerly
known as ICSLP2006).
I was one of the co-chairs of the
First
International Workshop on Medical Speech Translation at HLT/NAACL-2006.
August 2004: I spent 10 days in the Bahamas as part of our collaboration with the Wild Dolphin Project working towards communication with dolphins. Life is rough sometimes.
July 2003: I taught the
Computer Science core course in the
Pennsylvania Governor's School
for the Sciences (PGSS) here at
Carnegie Mellon University.
July 2004-2008: I did it again.
In 2009, PGSS was snuffed by the state budget crisis. Sic transit
gloria mundi!
Tongues Featured on BBC:
BBC World Service carried a radio story on this research
project that I ran the CMU part of (see also below). The webcast (and a related webpage story) are still available
as of September 2002.
There was also a
story in the New York Times on June 14, 2001.
NAACL2001: I was the local webmaster for the 2001 NAACL conference.
First African eclipse trip: My trip to see the 21 June 2001 total eclipse of the sun in tropical Africa was just wonderful.
I was quoted extensively in the May 2000 issue of Wired. There's quite a bit on the LTI, and I got 1.5 columns myself, starting at the bottom of one page (and going onto a second page).
A while earlier, NPR interviewed me for an
All Things Considered story on machine translation that aired
12 February 1998.
Okay, so they only used two sentences. But they got my name right,
and they didn't make me sound like an idiot, so I'm happy.
They even
linked it to the
NPR Front Page for a couple of days (sic transit gloria mundi).
I learned to program in Perl by building a Random Contra Dance Generator! More on contras below.
Check out this amazing trick a friend sent me in email.
More fun stuff below.
We now (2002) have three related projects funded: the
ARO ACT II
Tongues project
(subcontracting to Lockheed Martin Federal Systems), the
DARPA TIDES
Lingwear project with the Janus folks, and the
NSF/EU
Nespole! Project.
Until 1999, I was co-PI on the once-and-future pilot-project called DIPLOMAT to develop
techniques for producing rapid-deployment MT. The first test case was
Serbo-Croatian!
We also worked on Korean,
Haitian Creole, and Spanish, and might eventually tackle Arabic.
There's a
cool video demo of DIPLOMAT being used in Croatian and
Haitian Creole (remember, these are 1998 laptops, so they're a little slow).
Tongues: I've finally managed to get a pointer to some of our Tongues
papers online (although I'm cheating, and using awb's website):
Tongues Featured on BBC:
Cousin Konrad (V 2) was also a Hessian soldier. He
went to India to fight for the British East India Company, and he died in Madras.
I bought a reference book a few years ago in Germany, and was
stunned to see "Frederking" used as an example of the distribution of
a German family name:
here is the map.
The most regal current distant relative that I know of is
King William (Willem-Alexander) of Holland.
2021 update:
Since they are a huge Prussian aristocratic family, the von
Bülows
have a huge Familienbuch (Family book) going back centuries. I
resumed reading
about my ancient ancestors in there, and discovered that my
7th-great-grandfather Christian Friedrich v.B. was an officer in the
Danish cavalry, and fought in Ireland in the Battle of the Boyne in 1690!
This was where English King William of Orange defeated the Jacobites.
Translation: Protestants beat Catholics. A pivotal moment in Irish, English,
and Scottish history.
2024 update:
We visited
Schwerin, the capital of the former Duchy of
Mecklenburg, in 2023,
and wow. The von Bülows were even bigger big-shots here than I
had realized. My 14th-great-grandfather Sir Claus (see above) and
his brothers were knights. But 3 of his great-uncles and a
first-cousin-once-removed were
Bishops of Mecklenburg in the 1300s! I need to read up
on the medieval history of Mecklenburg. At some point, the bishops
were running the whole Duchy. And
Duke Albert (who the brothers
worked for) was
King of Sweden! I clearly need to sort out these details.
Speaking of family fame, my stepbrothers Dan and Randy Klawon founded
several of the early Cleveland rock bands.
My ancestors, by the index of the tree:
I 2, II 5, III 8, IV 2, V 4, VI 12, VII 8, VIII 11, IX 14 (grandpa; I would be generation XI)
So I know the name of my 8th great grandfather, Eberhard.
Before "we" got into the preaching business, "we" were cloth
merchants, it seems.
Among many other interesting things, the brother of my ancestor,
Henrich (V 7), fought in the American Revolution... as a Hessian mercenary, for
the British!
He was captured by George Washington at the Battle of Trenton.
2019 update: I finally visited the annual reenactment, and
hung out with the Good Guys.
The older brother of a later ancestor, August (VII 5), was killed in the
U.S. Civil War in Tennessee.
He is probably one of the "unknown" graves in the
Nashville National Cemetery.
I visited it when I was there for
2017 total solar eclipse.
Before that he was in the
Mexican War, and then in California with the U.S. Army subduing the
natives, I'm sorry to say.
In the map, the kink in the river Weser is about where Minden is, and the
family tree shows that my family was in Minden for a long time. It
also says that this area of Germany is the only one where the local
dialect would produce the name (which means "little Frederick", or son
of Frederick).
According to
another reference work that I got in Germany,
the town name "Minden" probably comes from a watersprite named "Mime",
that perhaps was thought to live in the river there.
My dad looked around the web for photos of Frederkings. Genetics
can be spooky; here's someone who looks a lot like me (when I was 17).
This connects me to a bunch of famous people, including one of the chancellors of Germany.
Maybe for Americans, the most interesting distant relative is the
Red
Baron (Snoopy's nemesis, but the real guy). His 14th great grandfather was my 15th
great grandfather. So I believe my father was his 15th cousin.
Side note: it seems that
almost
everyone in Europe is my 15th cousin. But in this particular case,
I know the actual people through the entire chain.
He is my fifth cousin!
(Through my ancestors Victor Frederking, Dorothea
Storm Frederking, Marie Brauer Storm, Helene Passow Brauer, and Luise
Sophie Ida von Bülow Passow. Luise was the sister of Auguste von
Bülow, the ancestor of the king, via the von Amsberg and von
Passow families.)
His dad
Claus looked a lot like my grandmother.
(Thanks to
Rev. Dr. John Fiene, another descendant of Brauers, for
tracking down which von Bülow we came from.)
The von Bülows go way way back; my 19th von Bülow
great-grandfather was the
German knight Gottfried, born before 1229!
My 14th-great-grandfather Claus was a brother and presumed henchman of
this guy. (There seem to be a lot of Clauses in the family.)
See also the 2024 update below!
Finding the Battle of the Boyne connection was through some additional
sleuthing. The family book just says that C.F.v.B. was an
Oberstleutenant (Lt. Col.) in the Danish army, and served in
Ireland. This seemed very odd to me, so I googled Danish army in Ireland, and
it turns out they played an important role in the Battle of the Boyne.
So I read a couple of history books on the subject.
It turns out that lots of the "Danish" officers were from small German states,
like Mecklenburg, where this guy lived.
2022 update: The Danish national archives has records
showing that he was indeed a cavalry officer in one of the regiments
that fought in the Battle of the Boyne!
In fact, in
Schwerin
Cathedral, there are two giant (life size) carved bronze plaques of my four
bishop relatives. Pretty impressive:
Dan Klawon wrote and
performed on The Choir's biggest hit, "It's Cold Outside". It's
still a great song:
It turns out that my Y-DNA shows that I am a member of
Haplogroup I. So probably most/all other "Frederking"s from
Minden share this haplogroup (unless there was an adoption or some
other "irregularity" along the way).
Specifically, we are I2b-M223 (formerly I1c).
Some members of "Haplogroup I" were probably descended from the Vikings.
Although I'd like to claim Viking ancestry, most likely my branch is
the one centered near Minden, Germany, the ancestral Frederking
homeland, according to
this map. But we do have a cool story: group I is descended from
a small group of people who survived the last Ice Age in a valley somewhere in Europe, as opposed
to most Europeans who showed up after the Ice Age ended (those wimps!)
Of course, most of my 27,000 genes come from the millions of other
ancestors I have, but it is still interesting to know that one of them really
did hunker down in Europe during the Ice Age.
My sister submitted an
mtDNA sample; mtDNA is only passed on through the egg, so it is similarly
passed unshuffled down the female line. The result: we are in
mtDNA
haplotype U1b. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a specific
story about this haplotype yet, but they say they're still working on
these, so maybe it will get more interesting later.
It does lend credence to the belief that we have some Jewish
ancestry in my family, though.
Oh, and my blood type is A+.