Seinfeld Episode Capsules
Here are a collection of "scripts" from Seinfeld.
These were created by carefully watching and transcribing the episodes.
We can thank Scott Simpson (simpson@bnr.ca) and Raymond Chen (raymondc@microsoft.com)
for these.
- "The Stakeout" [Series Premiere]
- Jerry meets a girl at a party and "stakes out" her workplace to meet her again. (90.05.31)
- "The Subway"
- Each of our heroes has a different subway adventure. (92.01.04)
- "The Pez Dispenser"
- Elaine may ruin things for George and his new girlfriend after laughing at her piano recital. (92.01.15) [Incomplete]
- "The Contest"
- The infamous "who can hold out the longest" episode. (92.11.18)
- "The Airport"
- Jerry and Elaine fly from St. Louis to New York. (92.11.25)
- "The Movie"
- The Fab Four all try to meet up with each other while going to see a movie. (93.01.06)
- "The Visa"
- George's girlfriend, an immigrations lawyer, may help Jerry save his friend Babu from deportation. (93.01.15)
- "The Outing"
- Jerry and George are "Outed" by a mistaken news story. (93.02.11)
- "The Old Man"
- Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help out Senior Citizens. (93.02.18)
- "The Implant"
- Jerry isn't sure if his girlfriend's assets are real... (93.02.25)
- "The Junior Mints"
- Jerry and Kramer botch up a medical operation. (93.03.18)
- "The Smelly Car"
- Jerry's car is invaded by a relentless odor. (93.04.15)
- "The Pilot"
- Jerry and George's pilot is cast, taped, and aired. (93.05.20)
- "The Glasses"
- George's glasses are stolen; Jerry suspects his girlfriend of being unfaithful; Elaine is bitten by a dog. (93.05.20)