this page is under construction the limerick packs laughs anatomical into space that is quite economical but the good ones i've seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical raz prosili poeta iz zhmerinki ob~jasnit' chto takoe limeriki stikh zelo lakonichen i slegka neprilichen no svjatoshi pust' b'jutsja v isterike na etoj stranice limeriki napisannye na russkom pribaltijskij divertisment new limeriki perevedennye na russkij maj ivanycha mukhina gusarskogo kluba new link na yershalash soderzhaschij gorazdo bol'she i gorazdo luchsego kachestva limeriki napisannye ha russkom dzhentel'meny iz goroda pizy poljubili vlezat' na karnizy i smotret' kak devicy daleko za granicej ispolnjajut muzhskie kaprizy devica is goroda veny mogla prokhodit' cheres steny ras popala v bordel' no sbezhala ottel' i teper' khodit ochen' stepenno zoolog odin iz berdicheva naslushavshis' penija ptich'ego skazal chto ono ne slishkom slozhno no slozhno nam budet postich' ego devica odna iz kordovy reshiv potjagat'sja s korovoj zabyv pro prilich'ja i grud' uvelichiv skazala smotrite kak klevo ras sprosili u anti ita vy za chto na ita serdity v isvestno evrej on v irnyj zlodej morda v echkakh i enit on iz pribaltijskoj zhizni odna junaja ledi iz vil'njusa zarazilas' komp'juternym virusom i teper' deva eta ljubit tol'ko disketty diskovvod mezhdu nog ee vyros sam zhil byl staryj vorchun v panevezhise utverzhdal chto sosedi nevezhi vse bil im stekla kamnjami posylal ikh k toj mame i na pljazhe on s nimi ne nezhilsja odna staraja deva iz tallina utverzhdala chto khochet lish' stalina ja krichala devica doberus' do stolicy dam ljubimomu na p'edestaline u devicy odnoj is palangi ne khvatalo na pal'ce falangi eto chto zh za neschast'e esli dazhe v nenast'e ne mogu ja nosit' akvalangi raz brodjaga is daugavpilsa belym aistom vusmert' upilsja i skazal zhal' reka ot menja daleka ja by luchshe poshel utopilsja dzhentel'meny iz goroda kaunas grustno plakalis' nu i toska u nas net ni lesa ni rechki ni volka ni ovechki unichtozheny s flora s i fauna s limeriki perevedennye na russkij i ne tol'ko inogda dovol'no vol'no there was a young lady whose chin resembled a point of a pin so she had it made sharp and purchased the harp and played several tunes with her chin podborodok u junoj devicy byl pokhozh na vjazal'nuju spicu i na arfe poroj to chto trudno rukoj podborodkom igrala devica there was an old man from peru who dreamt he was eating his shoe he awoke in a fright in the middle of the night and found it was perfectly true raz uvidel vo sne staruj ded cho on delaet avtominet on totchas probudilsja i ves'ma udivilsja konchiv v rot pervyj raz za sto let there was an old person of burton whose unswers were rather uncertain when they said how d'ye do he replied who are you that distressing old person of burton zhil da byl dzhentel'men iz pod ratno s povedeniem neadekvatnym na vopros kak dela otvechal da poshla i sledil chtoby shli akkuratno zhil odin dzentel'men s dlinnym nosom na vopros otvechal on voprosom uslykhav ei privet udivljalsja v otvet a ved' mog by oblit' kuporosom there was a young lady of bute who played on a silver gilf flute she played several jigs to her uncle's white pigs that amusing young lady of bute devica is gomelja r'jano lubila svoe fortepiano noktjurny svoi dlja beloj svin'i igrala ona postojanno dlja tekh kto znaet ivrit there was a young lady from niger who smiled as she rode on a tiger they returned from the ride with the lady inside and the smile on the face of the tiger be bengal'ja paam bakhura tzokhaka al' gaba shel' namra akh hajta hafikha hi akhshav betokha ve khijukh al' partzuf ha namra burimeriki limeriki chetyre poslednikh stroki kotorykh napisany na gotovye rifmy sm burime odin dgentel'men v gonolulu kak leshij brodil po aulu s~est' dolzhen na spor v aule ves' sor oh nravy u nih v gonolulu dzhentel'meny iz veny kotoryj pet' priekhal v al'pijskie gory vse krichali banzai is kulis vylezai i brosali v nego pomidory izvestnyj poet dima m uzhasno ljubil burime a zlaja sosedka nad nim kak nasedka pishi obo mne dima m konec akademika joffe reshila sogret' tyotya sofa vsyala kipyatil'nik vkljuchila rubil'nik konechno byla katastrofa zhil v abkhazii gordyj adzhar byl bogatym on slovno radzha kak poslednij man'yak on mochilsja v kon'yak i na zhenschin smotrel kak khanzha odna junaja deva is glavka ploskogruda byla slovno lavka byli nogi kak bochki i pryschi slovno kochki i pri tom ne davala merzavka u ravvina abrama shapiro vmesto chlena visela rapira no ravvina payatsa ni k chemu nam boyat'sya ochen' dobr on s rapiroj shapiro kak to aborigeny avstralii bumerang na strelu pomenjali i toj strely ostrija udostoilsja ja i izdokh ja v glubokoj pechalii limeriki i pochti limeriki mozgov gusarskogo cluba krasnopresnenskij dvornik vasilij v ponedel'nik sebya peresilil on butylku portvejna v zavedenji pitejnom priobrel i nemedlenno vylil ppr shanidze nu nikak ne mogu ostavat'sya ravnodushnym k bedam 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uchenii knjaz' sarov xolostoj saninspektor v podvale poznakomilsja s devushkoj valei na lopatki povalen okazalsja pod valei on podvalilo emu v tom podvale knjaz' sarov dzhentel'menu turistu iz pizy v sheremetjevo ne dali vizy na otkuda vopros on otvetil vser'ez no vosprinjat otvet byl kak vyzov knjaz' sarov limeriki na internete nazad na zaglavnuju stranicu