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THE REAL THING

In a brutal examination of body-building's steroid-driven body fetishism, the Village Voice's Paul Solotaroff gleaned a little sexual knowledge from former Mr. Universe Steve Michalik. Describing the effects of binging on female fertility drugs Clomid and HCG, which apparently stimulate men's testosterone production, Michalik recounts: "I was insatiable, and acting out all over the place. I had girlfriends in five different towns on Long Island, and one day I was so hormone-crazed I fucked them all right after the other."

Sounds great, right? After all, it would be hypocritical for us to question excessive LIBIDO. Unless, of course, it drives one to amorous adventures with beverage dispensers.

"One of my friends in the business, a former Mr. America, used to get so horny on tour that he'd fuck the Coke machine in his hotel," Michalik said. "Swear to God, he'd stick his dick right in the change return slot, and bang it for all he was worth....He fucked those machines from coast to coast, and even had ratings for them. I seem to remember the Chicago Hyatt's being pretty high up on the list."

Unfortunately we were unable to reach Michalik for comment on issues like lubrication (WD-40 or K-Y jelly?), or to positions (leverage may have been problematic). Not to mention dealing with startled insomniac passers-by who chanced upon a grown man's chrome bacchanal.