Haikus

Here are some neat haikus written by our ex-Palace-resident poet Geoff Langdale. If you want to submit some of your poetic works about other first-year SCS graduate students, please send them to pscheng@cs.cmu.edu. Remember that a haiku is a 3 line poem, in which the number of syllables in the lines are respectively 5, 7, and 5.

If Dario plays
Billy Joel over again
I'll tear out his heart.

Perry drank too much:
Spectacular loss of lunch
On Forbes Avenue!

From the land of sheep
and George Michael envies his [ Andrew ]
Five o'clock shadow.

Lars keeps his good looks
Sacrificing children and
Drinking only milk.

So few go players
Can have stones nearly as large
As Andrej Bauer's.

No one understands
Fush and chups at sex o'clock
And no leftovers.
[ Rob ]

David gets funky
Smacks a woman in the nose
Doesn't get thrown out.

I can't think of much
for Scott Tor Davies' haiku
Except: S ... T ... D.

If facilities
won't raise my f*cking quota
I'll rip off their balls.