SubGenius Game History

Beginning of Game

Sat, 30 May 98 11:36:22 EDT

Lead puppets were revealed:

The Church of the Forkbeasts: Secret FisTemple
The Retro-Oppressive Church of the SubGenius: Church of Middle America
The Life-Sized Church of the SubGenius: Dr. K'Taden Legume
The Squirmy Church of the SubGenius: www.subgenius.com

Order of play was determined:

The Life-Sized Church of the SubGenius <ralph=game-life-sized@cs.cmu.edu>
The Retro-Oppressive Church of the SubGenius <ralph=game-retro-oppressive@cs.cmu.edu>
The Church of the Forkbeasts <ralph=game-forkbeast@cs.cmu.edu>
The Squirmy Church of the SubGenius <ralph=game-squirmy@cs.cmu.edu>

Round 1

Life-Sized Turn

Mon, 1 Jun 98 10:32:50 EDT: The Life-Sized Church discards Goal: Science Cannot Remove the Terror of the Gods!; They draw a Plot.; They draw the Glorps.; They put the "Bobbies" and the Martyr Meter into the uncontrolled area.
Mon, 1 Jun 98 12:11:15 EDT: The Life-Sized Church ATOs the Glorps.; They take action tokens.; They expose Goal: The Anti "Bob"; They spend the Illuminati action to take the Martyr Meter and link it to Dr. K'taden Legume.; They knock.

Retro-Oppressive Turn

Mon, 1 Jun 98 12:28:45 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church draws a Plot.; They draw the Speakers in Tongues.; They add the Sacred Stencil and the Saucer Landing Strip to the uncontrolled area.
Tue, 2 Jun 98 10:18:04 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church ATOs Speakers in Tongues, takes action tokens, and knocks.

Church of the Forkbeasts Turn

Tue, 2 Jun 98 10:30:10 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts draws a Plot.; They draw the Dallas Catacombs.; They add the Janor Device and St. Janor Hypercleats to the uncontrolled area.
Wed, 3 Jun 98 11:20:16 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts ATOs St. Janor Hypercleats, takes action tokens, and knocks.

Squirmy Turn

Wed, 3 Jun 98 11:20:28 EDT: The Squirmy Church draws a Plot.; They draw the Xists.; They add Divine Mail Order and 'Frop Farm to the uncontrolled area.
Wed, 3 Jun 98 12:05:24 EDT: The Squirmy Church uses www.subgenius.com to draw The Good Sex for Mutants Dating League.
Wed, 3 Jun 98 13:17:32 EDT: The Squirmy Church ATOs the Xists, takes action tokens, and knocks.

Round 2

Life-Sized Turn

Wed, 3 Jun 98 13:48:25 EDT: The Life-Sized Church draws a Plot. They don't get a Group draw.
Sat, 6 Jun 98 19:43:14 EDT: The Life-Sized Church spends the actions of Dr. K'Taden Legume and the Glorps to draw a card: The True Pipe.
Mon, 8 Jun 98 17:54:40 EDT: The Life-Sized Church takes action tokens, taking two on Dr. K'taden Legume because of the Martyr Meter.
Tue, 9 Jun 98 0:05:23 EDT: Dr. K'Taden Legume, aided by the Life-Sized Church of the SubGenius, attacks to control Divine Mail Order.
Tue, 9 Jun 98 13:56:01 EDT: www.subgenius.com interferes with its Global Power.; The roll is 2 (Power of Legume) + 2 (SubG controlling SubG) + 7 (CotSG global power) - 3 (Resistance of Divine Mail Order) - 3 (Global Power of www.subgenius.com) = 5 or less.
Thu, 11 Jun 98 11:56:54 EDT: The Life-Sized Church rolls an 8, a failure.

Retro-Oppressive Turn

Mon, 15 Jun 98 13:39:08 EDT: The Life-Sized Church knocks. Play passes to the Retro-Oppressive Church.; The Retro-Oppressive Church draws a Plot.; They don't get a normal Group draw.; They spend action tokens from the Church of Middle America and Speakers in Tongues to draw a Group card: Connie Dobbs.
Tue, 16 Jun 98 12:10:52 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church ATOs Connie Dobbs and places action tokens.

Church of the Forkbeasts turn

Wed, 17 Jun 98 10:47:46 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church knocks. Play passes to the Church of the Forkbeast.; The Forkbeasts draw a Plot.; They don't get a normal Group draw.
Wed, 17 Jun 98 14:02:38 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts gives a Plot to the Squirmy Church in exchange for a Plot.; The Church of the Forkbeasts draw a Plot with their two action tokens.; The Church of the Forkbeasts then takes action tokens.
Thu, 18 Jun 98 19:52:55 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts spends their Slack token to take over the Sacred Stencil.
Fri, 19 Jun 98 14:18:05 EDT: The Secret FisTemple gives its action token to St. Janor Hypercleats.
Sun, 21 Jun 98 10:19:40 EDT: St. Janor Hypercleats spends one of his actions to move to the direct control of the Church of the Forkbeasts.
Mon, 22 Jun 98 10:56:00 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts plays a Rant!, powering it with St. Janor Hypercleats' action token, using it to take over Divine Mail Order.

Squirmy Turn

Tue, 23 Jun 98 11:55:59 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts' turn ends because of the Rant!. Play passes to the Squirmy Church.; The Squirmy Church draws a Plot.; The Squirmy Church draws a Group: S.P.U.T.U.M.
Tue, 23 Jun 98 12:44:45 EDT: The Squirmy Church uses the special power of www.subgenius.com to draw the Prescriptures.
Thu, 25 Jun 98 12:49:54 EDT: The Squirmy Church takes action tokens, having not made an ATO.; The Squirmy Church makes a direct attack to control the 'Frop Farm.
Fri, 26 Jun 98 10:50:39 EDT: The Squirmy Church plays Fake Healing on the 'Frop Farm, reducing its Resistance to 0.; The roll is 7 (CotSG power) + 2 (CotSG special ability) - 0 (Resistance of 'Frop Farm) = 9 or less.
Mon, 29 Jun 98 15:39:53 EDT: The Squirmy Church rolls a 9, a success.
Tue, 30 Jun 98 12:17:15 EDT: The Squirmy Church knocks.

Round 3

Life-Sized Turn

Tue, 30 Jun 98 12:17:15 EDT: The Life-Sized Church draws a Plot.
Sat, 4 Jul 98 12:00:52 EDT: The Life-Sized Church exposes The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
Mon, 6 Jul 98 9:26:43 EDT: The Life-Sized Church spends the actions of Dr. K'taden Legume and the Glorps to draw Corrective Phrenologists.; They unlink the Martyr Meter from Dr. K'taden Legume.
Tue, 7 Jul 98 14:10:38 EDT: The Life-Sized Church ATOs the Corrective Phrenologists and takes action tokens, giving Dr. K'taden Legume an extra one for the Martyr Meter.
Wed, 8 Jul 98 11:34:02 EDT: Dr. K'taden Legume attacks to control S.P.U.T.U.M.
Thu, 9 Jul 98 12:13:03 EDT: The Corrective Phrenologists aid the attack.; The roll is currently 2 (Dr. K'taden Legume's power) + 2 (Special ability of the Church of the SubGenius) + 4 (Common alignment of Violent) + 2 (Power of Corrective Phrenologists) -2 (Resistance of S.P.U.T.U.M.) = 8 or less.
Fri, 10 Jul 98 11:43:26 EDT: The Life-Sized Church rolls a 7, a success.
Mon, 20 Jul 98 20:53:05 EDT: The Life-Sized Church knocks.

Retro-Oppressive Turn

Mon, 20 Jul 98 20:53:05 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church draws a Plot.; They draw a Group: Pinks.
Tue, 21 Jul 98 15:25:57 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church spends the actions of the Church of Middle America and the Speakers in Tongues to draw a Plot.
Thu, 23 Jul 98 13:09:21 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church ATOs the Pinks off of Connie Dobbs and takes action tokens.
Tue, 28 Jul 98 14:02:36 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church spends the action of the Church of Middle America to move them to the control of Connie Dobbs.
Wed, 29 Jul 98 11:06:22 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church plays Smite Them All!
Wed, 29 Jul 98 12:25:18 EDT: The Life-Sized Church smites the "Bobbies".; The Squirmy Church smites the Dallas Catacombs.; The Church of the Forkbeast smites the True Pipe.
Wed, 29 Jul 98 16:29:32 EDT: The Retro-Oppressive Church smites the Saucer Landing Strip and the Good Sex for Mutants Dating League.; The Retro-Oppressive Church then discards Anti-Slack and knocks.

Forkbeast Turn

Wed, 29 Jul 98 16:29:32 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts draws a Plot.; They draw a Group: The Hour of Slack.
Mon, 24 Aug 98 15:34:50 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts ATOs the Hour of Slack and takes Action tokens.
Tue, 25 Aug 98 12:05:19 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts plays 13013 on the Hour of Slack, using their action token.
Wed, 2 Sep 98 12:47:23 EDT: The Church of the Forkbeasts knock.

Squirmy Turn

Wed, 2 Sep 98 12:47:23 EDT: The Squirmy Church draws a Plot.; They draw a Group: MWOWM.
Wed, 16 Sep 98 19:07:29 EDT: The Squirmy Church uses www.subgenius.com to draw a Group: SubGenius FisTemples.
Thu, 17 Sep 98 12:44:46 EDT: The Squirmy Church ATOs MWOWM and takes action tokens.
Fri, 18 Sep 98 12:48:07 EDT: The Squirmy Church knocks.

Round 4

Life-Sized Turn

Fri, 18 Sep 98 12:48:07 EDT: The Life-Sized Church draws a Plot.; They draw a group: Rogue SubGenii.
Fri, 18 Sep 98 15:09:17 EDT: The Life-Sized Church spends the actions of Dr. K'Taden Legume and the Glorps to draw a Group: Yetis.
Wed, 23 Sep 98 18:28:12 EDT: The Life-Sized Church ATOs the Yetis off of the Church of the SubGenius.; They take action tokens, taking an extra on Dr. K'Taden Legume for the Martyr Meter.
Mon, 28 Sep 98 12:18:03 EDT: The Corrective Phrenologists use The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die! to take over the Rogue SubGenii. This ends the Life-Sized SubGenii's turn.

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