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I'm your husband!
I'm your husband! |
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I'm an XEmacs girl. Don't you forget it. |
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I always take it to the max. |
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Ryan on merging in traffic (and perhaps his life philosophy)
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Are we on a peninsula? I feel like we're on a peninsula. |
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Ryan feels trapped in Baltimore. |
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I like contemplating the relative sizes of things. |
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Ryan, after trying to put a glass inside another glass.
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You're looking at seafood recipes? |
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But it says "Add a little zest to your seafood" |
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Oh, I was wondering why it said, "for octopus" |
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What kind of beer do you have? |
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No. Nothing like that. |
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I guess "everything" means Bud, Miller, and Coors
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You want to have your cake and also eat it |
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If I make it I can eat it! |
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Come for the self-waxing kits, stay for the gods. |
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Ryan, on why the Romans invaded Greece |
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My head is a big mysterious context. |
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Laura, on why we don't get her references
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This tray is going to revolutionize our lives. |
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Sometimes I just don't like to look at people who aren't attractive. Is that shallow? |
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I don't know. Is it? |
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I don't know. Girls have more names for emotions than I do, so I'm not sure what to label it. |
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Me, trying to describe how Rachele was feeling
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What about when the style changes? |
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You mean when big bush comes back? |
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On the disadvantages of Brazilian bikini waxes
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Stephen is hotter than Ashton Kutcher. |
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Yeah. I hate Ashton Kutcher. |
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Thanks, Laura |
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It's an elfling versus the living dead! |
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Jessica imitating me and Ryan playing Warcraft
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Why did you bring it up? Just to make conversation? |
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yeah--heyyyy remember when we got naked together? nice weather we're having. |
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If you want to keep a secret, never tell a girl. |
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Yeah, so they're filming a movie. |
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Am I in it? |
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Jen's reaction to the movie crew at my building
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I bruise like a peach!!! |
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welcome back, Jing |
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Dramatic girls are where the fun's at. I've dated undramatic girls. It made me wish I were gay. |
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Finding the right girl is like a solving a multidimensional optimization problem. There's just too many dimensions and you sometimes get stuck at local optimums. |
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Brandon on the combinatorics of dating |
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Guys have it so much easier than girls. |
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You don't know hell until you've dated women. |
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James on why Donna has nothing to complain about |
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You guys will be small mushrooms. I'll have moved on to bigger boats. |
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Jing on her forthcoming international fame
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If your fingers are so hot, why have you lost ranking? |
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If your name is Stephen, why are you such an asshole? |
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Playing Next Tetris with HotFingers
(aka Jessica)
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Something you and I both suffer from. |
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Hey! |
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Playing Taboo. Actual word: Allergies. |
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You guys suck. How embarassing. |
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Response after Ryan and I beat a pair of rather good WarCraft III players
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not gg |
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Another classic WC3 quote |
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