I'm your husband! I'm your husband! Don't rub it in! I'm an XEmacs girl. Don't you forget it. I always take it to the max. Ryan on merging in traffic (and perhaps his life philosophy) Are we on a peninsula? I feel like we're on a peninsula. Ryan feels trapped in Baltimore. I like contemplating the relative sizes of things. Ryan, after trying to put a glass inside another glass. You're looking at seafood recipes? no But it says "Add a little zest to your seafood" Oh, I was wondering why it said, "for octopus" What kind of beer do you have? Pretty much everything Do you have Sam Adams? No. Nothing like that. I guess "everything" means Bud, Miller, and Coors You want to have your cake and also eat it If I make it I can eat it! Come for the self-waxing kits, stay for the gods. Ryan, on why the Romans invaded Greece My head is a big mysterious context. Laura, on why we don't get her references This tray is going to revolutionize our lives. What the hell? What the hell, Jessica? No, what the hell you! Sometimes I just don't like to look at people who aren't attractive. Is that shallow? I don't know. Is it? I don't know. Girls have more names for emotions than I do, so I'm not sure what to label it. Me, trying to describe how Rachele was feeling What about when the style changes? You mean when big bush comes back? On the disadvantages of Brazilian bikini waxes Stephen is hotter than Ashton Kutcher. Really? Yeah. I hate Ashton Kutcher. Thanks, Laura It's an elfling versus the living dead! Jessica imitating me and Ryan playing Warcraft Why did you bring it up? Just to make conversation? Yeah, isn't that weird? yeah--heyyyy remember when we got naked together? nice weather we're having. If you want to keep a secret, never tell a girl. Yeah, so they're filming a movie. Am I in it? Jen's reaction to the movie crew at my building I bruise like a peach!!! welcome back, Jing Dramatic girls are where the fun's at. I've dated undramatic girls. It made me wish I were gay. Finding the right girl is like a solving a multidimensional optimization problem. There's just too many dimensions and you sometimes get stuck at local optimums. Brandon on the combinatorics of dating Guys have it so much easier than girls. There's pros and cons. Mostly pros. You don't know hell until you've dated women. James on why Donna has nothing to complain about You guys will be small mushrooms. I'll have moved on to bigger boats. Jing on her forthcoming international fame If your fingers are so hot, why have you lost ranking? If your name is Stephen, why are you such an asshole? Playing Next Tetris with HotFingers (aka Jessica) How many fingers? Not even one finger! Discussing Jasmine Trias Something you and I both suffer from. Lack of sex! Hey! Playing Taboo. Actual word: Allergies. You guys suck. How embarassing. Response after Ryan and I beat a pair of rather good WarCraft III players not gg Another classic WC3 quote focus focus