You are in the room beyond the mirror. There is a cheesecake here.

On the cheesecake is printed:

• 2 8-oz packages of cream cheese (e.g. Philadelphia)
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
• 2 eggs
• 1 9-inch graham cracker pie crust
  1. Heat oven to 350 F.
  2. Microwave the cream cheese briefly to make it soft.
  3. Mix all ingredients except pie crust together.
  4. Pour resulting off-white stuff into pie crust.
  5. Bake 40 minutes; wash up; *eat*.