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The importance of proper apparel is illustrated in the following anecdote:

One day a man of the people said to the Zen Master Xmos: "Master, will you please write for me some maxims of the highest wisdom?"

Xmos immediately took his brush and wrote the word "T-Shirt."

"Is that all?" asked the man. "Will you not add something more?"

Xmos then wrote twice running the words "T-Shirt T-Shirt."

"Well," remarked the man rather irritably. "I really don't see much depth or subtlety in what you have just written."

Then Xmos wrote the same three times running: "T-Shirt T-Shirt T- Shirt."

Half-angered, the man demanded: "What does that word T-Shirt mean anyway?" And Xmos answered gently, "T-Shirt means T-Shirt." Dare to be confusing!
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