Summer Poems of the Day

The "Poems of the Yearbook" and "Poems of the Card" contained within this work are taken from yearbook entries and greeting cards exchanged among the Poets of the Day. Some refer to inside jokes that cannot be fully explained in this text because of space and common decency. They are also more tasteless than any previous Poem of the Day.

Poem of the Yearbook (JH)

Dan, Dan
The Lady's Man.
Why? Why
R.P.I. ?

Poem of the Yearbook: June 8, 1992 (JH)1

Bow down before the one you serve,
You're going to get what you deserve.
Boy you have a lot of nerve,
Giving me a sign "Do not Disturb."

July 25, 1992 (JH)

The sky is filled with beautiful birds,
They drop upon me their milky white turds.
But were our natural positions to disrupt,
Would I shit down on them, or would they throw their shit up?

The Wildwood Poem of the Day (PM)2 - July 25, 1992

April showers bring May flowers;
May flowers bring stinging bees.
Stinging bees bring lots of pain,
Which is why we have Audrey.

Poem of the Card: August 22, 1992 (JH)3

There once was a guy named Aaron,
Who always a heavy metal jacket was wearin'.
He was so smart,
He had binary farts.
And at the girls he was always starin'.

Poem of the Card: August 22, 1992 (JH)4

You didn't want the last gift, so I'm trying again;
I hope you like it better.
It should also fill your quiet moments,
And if your mother wants to see it you can let her.
(And it's legal.)

Poem of the Yearbook: August 22, 1992 (JH)5

There once was a guy named Mehul,
Who went to a very ugly school.
He was the salutorian,
And a would be clitorian,
But the girls thought he was a fool.

Poem of the Card: August 25, 1992 (AG)6

Jeff's a dude,
Who only eats vegetarian food.
This poem is crude,
We both need to get screwed.