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Welcome to the zoo wannabe

Occupants:

  • bhiksha@cs.cmu.edu
  • jw5m+@andrew.cmu.edu
  • elvis@in.and.out.home
  • abby@on.my.bed.home

    Watch your step. You might as well; Elvis and Abby are watching it too..

    WELCOME! This is really quite a pointless page, but since you've obviously got some time to kill (or you wouldn't have gotten this deep) let me tell you about my apartment..
    This is 4711 Carroll Street. It is also called 202 Edmund Street. That's right, we have TWO addresses. I dont get mail at either address. As a matter of fact, I dont get ANY mail. Not even junk mail. I think the world has forgotten me.
    If you park you car in front of 4711 Carroll, the drug dealer who lives opposite you will slash your tires. All four of them. He thinks the street belongs to him.
    I share this apartment with Joel, Elvis and Abby. Sometimes I share it with Joel, Elvis, Abby, Patty and Floppy. Joel is a human. This requires special mention because three of the entities mentioned here are not.
    Abby is fat and lazy. She spends most of her time sleeping. Occasionally she gets up to eat or drink. Sometimes she goes to the potty.
    The potty is a rarely-cleaned litterbox next to the stove in our Kitchen. So our food frequently smells of stuff other than food. One gets used to it by and by.
    Elvis is sleek, lean, mean, and neutered. Someone neutered him before Joel got him. Joel and I feel sorry for him. Elvis doesnt seem to notice however. He spends considerable time everyday wooing the neighbourhood lady cats. I dont know what he does after the third date, though.
    Abby likes to sleep on my bed. Elvis prefers to potty on it. Sometimes he uses my rugs instead, presumably for variety. I have to keep my doors shut always to keep my bed clean. He resents me greatly for this.
    Floppy is a cocker spaniel. I think he has a fancier namer than floppy: I think he is actually called Alex! But since no one ever addresses him, Im not really sure.
    Floppy hates Abby. Abby hates floppy too. Floppy hates Elvis. Elvis isnt quite sure if Floppy is a pillow or a lady cat.
    Joel teaches English and works on his PhD in English literature. He's always broke. Every couple of months he packs Abby and Elvis into a beat up VW and drives to Chicago to research newspapers for this thesis.
    This page is getting to be even more pointless than my homepages for my previous apartments..
    Cheers!

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