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We've been a sublime site of the week:
Here's what the Netsurfer Digest (02/29) says:
Christina Applegate (through her publicist) says:
And 4AD Records:
On the bright side, we're Zug-o-rific!:
James D Thomas
SurRaves
"Stranger Than Non-Fiction"
A NASTY LITTLE E-ZINE DEAR TO OUR HEARTS
Want to know what's really going on? SurReview features an honest
perspective on alternative news, like the group who exchange the voice
boxes on GI Joes and Barbies and turn Cheerleader Barbie into Theme Hooker
Barbie with just a new sticker. The CD that turns two mean old drunken
bastards from next door into argument entertainers of the highest order.
The Fisher Price Pixelvision camera that inspired grainy porn. In sum,
SurReview's a fantastic insight into stuff you're really interested in.
As stated before, in our previous three letters, Ms. Applegate is an
actress, _not_ a writer, and has no interest in writing for your
publication.
It is our understanding that your publication rarely, if ever, reviews
existing products. Therefore we must politely refuse your request for
free promotional samples of the albums you requested.
The ZUG-O-RIFIC(tm) badge of "excellence"