1. I saw this weird picture with a guy in a tuxedo and a sewing machine and a UPS truck. Is that you?

    Yes. ( My fifteen minutes of internet fame. )

  2. Your website is great. Do you spend a lot of time on it?

    No. I spend one weekend on it every couple months. It mostly builds itself. You can check out the source on github: Website Source.

  3. If it builds itself, does it also build your CV?

    Yes. ERB to LaTeX is underrated and underused.