Aliens? Notes
1.For those of you who are trying to figure this out, it means
that Billy Bob married his paternal aunt, or that Billy Bob's father
married his own daughter (Billy Bob's sister). Ok, notice that we
used an or, not an exclusive or. This means that both of the above
situations could be true; remember we are talking about West
Virginia here.
2.We estimate that he would have received a score of
between five and ten percent on the Road Kill Purity Test.
Keep in mind that 100% is purity.
3.Billy Bob explained the significance of the statue
this way: "You don't buy beer, you rent it."
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