| 61 |  |
SFX: A beat, then an abrupt slumping sound (made by running over a potato) |
| 62 |  |
HERCULES: (mumbling to himself) Well, I can kiss my apotheosis goodbye now. I'll never get one of those hot God-shelias. |
| 63 |  |
ZEUS: Chin
up, my boy. Hope springs eternal. I have a third task for you. HERCULES: What? |
| 64 |  |
ZEUS: (rumbling effect begins) Thou shalt take this holy cereal coupon and… (as he speaks, the rumbling turns to corny music and his voice slips into that of a commercial voiceover) redeem it for one twenty-ounce box of Ambrosia, cereal of the gods! Have you ever wondered what you can put on your Olympian breakfast table that’s really befitting a ruler of the universe? Something that’s satisfying, yet fortified with eight of the vitamins and minerals that a growing deity needs? Only one cereal packs the power of the Titans into eight fun shapes that stay crunchy in asses’ milk. |
| 65 |  |
GAEA’S
VOICE (Thom): Hi, this is Gaea, Earth Mother. I’m concerned about what my kids eat.
So I feed them Ambrosia, cereal of the gods. And if my husband swallows the kids, at least
I know he’s getting a healthy part of a balanced breakfast. ZEUS: (still as announcer) That’s Ambrosia—cereal of the gods! In Nectar and now in new Golden Apple flavor! |
| 66 |  |
HERCULES:
Cereal my arse! ZEUS: (normal voice) Go to the Village…Pantry SFX: Whisking away effect again |
| 67 |  |
Note—The next
several frames have no dialogue. The crunching gravel sound effect is used throughout to
tie them together. The sequence is lengthy, with slow fades from frame to frame. SFX: HERCULES’s crunching walking effect starts again |
| 68 |  |
ZEUS: (his voice
is heard faintly, as if it’s travelling on the wind) Pantry, my son. SFX: The footsteps pause briefly, then resume |
| 69 |  |
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| 70 |  |
SFX: Footsteps stop; door opens. Squeaky cart wheels are heard passing by, and the heavy breathing of the delivery man (who grunts "thanks") |