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UROLOGISTS: (sung)
Urology, urology Darling it's better down where it's wetter-- Take it from me... Proctology is tough to beat But for your sake we will repeat We are the doctors who'll be your proctors Just wait and see... |
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HIGH BACKUP VOICES:
Urology! UROLOGISTS: Urology... HIGH BACKUP VOICES: Urology! UROLOGISTS: Now that you've met us HIGH BACKUP VOICES: We'll drop the fee-ee-ee... UROLOGISTS: Join up with us and learn the trade SFX: Toilet flushing |
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BOY: (laughing)
Okay, okay! I’ll do it! HEAD UR.: Of course you will, my boy. Ja vol—when you gotta go, you gotta go! BOY: Go? But where are we going? HEAD UR.: We are taking a journey through the art of urination. BOY: Urination? UR. #4: We’re definitely not a nation… UR. #3: Oui oui! Pas une nation! UR. #2: I thought we were loaving band ulrorogists. UR. #1: We're a team, not a nation. HEAD UR: Enough of this idiotic vordplay! Now we shall sing you the training song. The training song! BOY (more as THOM than as BOY): And are you going to lose the accents again for this song? UROLOGISTS: (all in accent) Maybe! (UR. #3 says: "Peut-etre!") |
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MUSIC: Hooray
for Hollywood HEAD UR.: (spoken) It’s called urology! And for your first lesson we take this cotton swab. If it turns blue you know your mother is sick. And if it turns pink you know your father is sick... But this is the end of the song. |
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MUSIC: There's
No Business Like Show Business UR. #4: (sung)
There's no business (spoken) And as my beautiful assistant holds the wire I can tell there's something wrong with your pancreas. I can tell by the way it roombles. That's right, I'm from Liverpool, which is ironic because there's a pool of something in your liver. (sung) There's no business (spoken) And you don't want to stick your nose in our business, or your business for that matter, 'cause we don't like anybody's nose in our business, and your business is our business, and that's the way it's gonna be, okay. |
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MUSIC: Building
suspense music UR. #2: (spoken) Resson numbah three. Most important thing about ulorogy found in ancient Japanese proverb which say, "Frog of young man sometimes become jumpy and start to hop when most inconvenient." This is where we get the phrase: (yells in incoherent Japanese) Very witty. Now get this thing out of my nose. |
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MUSIC: Suspense
theme UR. #3: (spoken) Quatrieme lesson. Repetez-moi: Pierre etais tuer dans le piscine. Chouette! Chic! Allons-y! |
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MUSIC: Chase
music UR. #1: (spoken) Now, here they haven't given me too much time to tell you about this here new thing that we got. It's a newfangled technology that we haven't really understood yet... As he continues, the voices of the other UROLOGISTS are also heard, training the BOY at a furious and cacophonous pace... |
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HEAD UR.: Hip
hip-- UROLOGISTS: Hurrah! HEAD UR.: You have completed your training. Now you are certified to join our order. Here’s to a golden future, my boy! UR. #4: Bottoms up! UR. #3: Oui oui! UR. #2: Toast on happy day like really bad pee: make you feel warm all over. |
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SFX: Glugging, etc. |